I've been on the interview haul this week for the Stool Pigeon inkie magarzeene.
It's involved walking to Elephant and Castle and Islington due to being too skint to afford public transport, then chin wagging with Hot Chip-affiliated house boys the 2 Bears and dancehall queen Lady Chann.
Her ladyship was bothered/perturbed enough to tweet about the 'experience'.
I think this is called pulling the wool over someone's eyes. Readeh.